'Morning Mr Blogsbody,

'Have read the addition of me to the cast of the saga that is 'Cressroads', and so you take care on your trip to the Welsh Valleys. Daisy-Mae wants her Grandpops to visit her, not the other way around, when I'm sure she's seeing enough of hospitals to last her for a good while.

'Not that I'm criticizing your driving – especially when you are doing the charity drive in November – but it’s the other loonies on the road. Thank god Wembley's built and Saints aren't playing at Cardiff. If they were, you’d be headed west this coming Sunday morning with a 44,000-strong contingent of the Red and White Army.

'Off on my fortnightly trip to Rochester today, so better get ready.

'Have a great time and take care,

'Lady Karen of the Lakes x x'

So clearing the way for her Mr Blogsbody to be driving himself half as far as his Lady Karen’s day-return journey to the Medway site of the original Borstal corrective prison for youths – eight years past its century-old-built-by-date – after putting a reply-message to his fount of daily inspiration on hold and wanting to begin ticking off some of the boxes for his pre-Pontypridd list of to-do’s.

But when it is already turned less than an hour before white-coated Kiwi Roderick takes his place for this Lady Day’s distribution of the Tichborne Dole in traditions depicted in the famed Gillis van Tilborgh’s 17th-century portrait of the scene before the demolition of the east wing of the Tichborne family seat in the 1950's.

'Dole Day, Wendy,

'After my daughter domiciled in Welsh Wales delivers me Daisy-Mae. A mite prematurely. And, weighing into the Royal Glamorgan's intensive baby care unit at 3lb 8oz, likely to remain in hospital through until her due date as well as that for the coming General Erection: 06 May 2010.

'Continuing Story of Cressroads - www.blogsbody.com - encourages folk to split the new, two-seat Winchester Constituency between Meon Valley's prospective parliamentary Tory candidate George Hollingbery; and one-'d' Martin Tod, standing six-feet-tall in the LibDem’s orange corner to fight the remaining city vacancy.

'George, a longstanding acquaintance of mine and member of a city council letting contracts for servicing its gas appliances to your group of companies, will come to learn you are indebted to me in the sum of £150.00 as a direct consequence of your failure to keep a second scheduled annual maintenance appointment at Cressroads' Lower House of Windsor scheduled for this past St Patrick's Day.

'More to follow, Wendy, as you are copied into correspondence with Kinetic Group's CEO - but, in the meantime please to know your need to cancel any third attempt to service my boiler, and then to await news of my return to Cressroads from the Valleys of Wales,' adds Alresford's town hack.