Curmudgeon Woody Grant takes a piece of prize notification junk mail to heart and embarks on a cross-country odyssey to collect the million dollars he believes is waiting for him in the titular state.
Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark return from the 74th Hunger Games to friends and family in District 12 as heroes. Celebrations are short-lived because Katniss and Peeta are required to embark on a tour of the districts.
The Pirate Captain is the leader of a ragtag group of sea dogs, whose enthusiasm far exceeds their ability to plunder booty. To prove the naysayers wrong, the crew sets out to win the coveted Pirate Of The Year award.